Thursday, May 04, 2006

They stole my idea

Walking around today and came up with the idea for a website that lists where songs get their samples from. Great idea right?
There are two schools of thought when pooping into a nasty toilet. 1. Get close to the water so that there is little splash during the entry- I shall call this the Greg Louganis poo. 2. Get far away from the water so that the water does not splash on your derrier. This will be known as the Take Cover shit. Which side are you on?


Anonymous BigA said...

In concordance with my brethren Longturdites I go option C, the really long stool that has simultaneous contact with anus and aqua de toilette. While some say this is just the perfection of method A, personifed by the DiveBomberSquadron, those people are simply wrong.

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