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You might think that in a fight between a jaguar and an anaconda that the 300 pound primordial squeezing power of the reptile might prevail, especiall when the snake lures the jaguar into the water. You might also be an idiot. Despite one moment when the jaguar looks like it might get suffocated, chalk one up for team mammal.

Or how about the three-way grudge match of buffalo, crocodile, lion? Lion, crocodile? God, I can't believe I'm wasting my time with you amateurs. The united alliance of the buffalo shall prevail.

Zebra v. lion? You would think it would be lion wouldn't you. Shows how much you know.