Sucks

Theories abound about where missing socks go. Maybe 1 footed aliens are running around with warm feet. Maybe there is a mischievous leprachaun with a prize collection of footies tacked up on his wall. Some investigative research was done and it was determined that socks either get stuck under the agitator (the turning thing in the middle of the washer) or get stuck to other pieces of clothes through static electricity. Case closed. Or is it...