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pimpin' ain't easy

The Humanity

Theiving Monkeys 'Out of Control' in northeast India

Apparantly the monkey revolution has began in northeast India as wild monkeys have been stealing phones, cola, and keys from houses. Monkeys actually made the mayor of the city fall last month. The people still feel that the monkey is spiritual. The monkeys still feel that the humans are dumb.

Signs, signs everywhere signs

I should have never played with matches. Now it is too late. My last wish is only that this can serve as a warning to others.

Hey, that's not nice. Pigs have feelings, too!