I stand up next to a mountain, I chop it down with the edge of my hand

-I expected to find a man in a diaper who answered any of my questions at the summit. Instead we found these fellas who plied us with rice wine and meat. I prefer these guys.


-Pre-chop


-Mikey on his spiritual quest to become a "big boy" hiked the mountain all on his own with dad

Swords will fucking kill you

Swords will fucking cut a baby in half.
Swords will even fucking kill Asians.