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Incheon, South Korea
-Stymied A. Thlete- reporting for AP
In a thrilling company softball game held this past Sunday, the Room 211 Office was able to come back from an early deficit to overtake the Room 209 Office team in extra innings. It was an up-and-down game for the ages that saw solid performances from veterans and newcomers alike. Standouts of the game include a player tripping over the first baseman's leg and doing a complete end-over-head flip to land on his back, 3 strikeouts (not by way of fly-out), and a homerun by legendary hitter Big B that cleared the left fielder head and rolled all the way to those little players you can see in the background. The deciding factor seemed to be the Room 211 Office (also known as the Smoking Office) being better able to cope with the concordant alcohol consumption that increased as the game wore on. Back at work on Monday all players were listed on the Disabled List as questionable for teaching classes that day.
Now listening to: Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour Baseball Edition

Radio Da-Da

In a nod to the surrealist game, The Exquisite Corpse, I propose a new game called The News Exquisite Corpse. This game is played by finding 3 headlines from a news source and linking them together to form a story. Today's offering (courtesy yahoo news):
Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer -I am the anti-cancer, then.
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital -Maybe they want some extra cancer medicine.
Alien life may well exist in a primitive form somewhere in our corner of the galaxy, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking said Monday. - I don't think they will have to look that far (Congo).

Washed up

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gilligan The Skipper too, The millionaire and his wife, The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, Here on Gilligans Isle.

A Study in Motion...Sickness

Double your virility

This guy must have had a double.