The Last Waltz

The bachelor party: (actually 'after' the bachelor party as I was not taking pictures during) Kool Moe Dee Gorton's Fisherman showed up, Carmine Ragu's head looked like an island, we stole his fries, and then made like Hare Krishna's in front of the airport. I was ready to get hitched after all this.

Saving Private Brian

Made by the "Saver" of the duo

Crank that Susan Boyle at Twilight while Touching my Body with Achmed the Dead Terroist

Am I the only one who doesn't "get" Susan Boyle? I mean she's got some pipes no doubt, but what's the big dealio? Cuz she's a smacked up looking bird? Well, people like her for some reason and she's just made it into the top 5 viral videos of all time with over 186 million views. This puts her in the illustrious company of Souljah Boy, the Twilight trailer, Mariah Carey, and Jeff Dunham with Achmed the Dead Terrorist (I veeel killll you!). Glad to see the Information Superhighway ushering in a global era of interconnectedness and world peace.

The thrill of competition

A lifetime of training coming down to this moment...
Everything took on a sharp look...
Muscles tensed...
A mighty push-off...

If you can't beat em...

throw a soccer ball at 'em during their team photo for the softball game.

I'm currently doing 13 million digit calculations

... or at least my computer is. I signed up for the GIMPS project to look for new Mersenne Prime Numers. There are only 40 of these numbers that are known. The most recently discovered one is 13 million digits long. The GIMPS project runs calculations on computers that are registered for this project. If you discover a new Mersenne Prime Numbers you get the credit and the glory that comes with it.

Secret Agent Undercover Operative Spies

Viper and Cash Reynolds