This ain't "Have it Your Way" Biatch

Darryl demonstrates his order of a Big Mac set and a 6 piece chicken nugget. Those are some awful big nuggets.

Donkey Kong's Nuts

Indiecade.com has got a list of some video games that won some awards at their convention. The games are clever, stylish, and fun. My favorite was Samorost.

Always making me proud

Well it appears the Michigan State Spartans weren't the only thing sucking this past weekend...

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

Sparty On!

Don't look now, but the Fartin Spartans of Michigan State have slid into the top 20 in the rankings. After a tough opening game loss to Berkley they have won their next 6 thanks in large part to Javon Ringer (above) who leads the nation in touchdowns and yards. However, they've got some tough games ahead in Ohio State, Wisconsin, Michigan, Purdue, and Penn State. I think a win tomorrow against the Buckeyes sets them up to win the next 3 and a big showdown against Penn State for a trip to Pasadena next year. Don't party too hard Friday night boys.

Bring your own

Bring a chair everywhere you go. Then you always have a seat. Subway. Movies. Museum. You name it.

Skeet-diddly-doo

JazzFest 100,000 strong. 100,005 if you include us.
-You would think they would have had more than 1 beer line.

A world where this is illegal is not a world I want to live in

Apparantly in this modern day sissified country of pinkos and queers, freedom-loving Americans no longer have license to perform the natural functions the good Lord equipped them to do. I ask you people, where will it stop? Will the government now go poking their head in my bathroom, telling me what I can and can't do, which numbers I can make, whether I can blame that pee on the seat on the guy before me? My fellow citizens, when the founders of our country felt the oppressive hand of King George riling up the bowels of discontent from within, were they forced to suffer in silence? Hell no, they came up with the First Ammendment, which guaranteed the right for an individual to express himself as he sees fit. My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, for thee I sing...

This man is a true freedom fighter.

esoterica.